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I tried to give him a goodbye kiss, he high-fived me instead.
I tried to make out with my girlfriend. She fell asleep.
I am so incredibly clumsy when I was making out with a guy that I accidentally set his sheet on fire. He never called me back.
I went on date with this girl and it was like a fish pecking me all over my face.. my chin.. my eyebrows
One time I farted while we were kissing and blamed it on the dog!
When my girlfriend tried to kiss me in public, I had a panic attack and ran away.
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